to all sides, only stars

morecolorfulmetaphors:

the first person to eat blue cheese must’ve been pretty fucking desperate

My anaconda! DON’T!!!!
Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)

dragonkazooie:

kinds of pairings i’m all about

  • height differences
  • high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
  • happy one with the grumpy one

bonus points if

  • the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
  • the short one is the grumpy one
  • the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy

markruffalo:

aos-skimmons:

so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

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i don’t know why but it made me happy 

I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.

he jumped in front of lightning to save her

Palace of the Winds in Jaipur, India

caramellsamosa:

Complimenting my friends like

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*lies on the floor waiting for everyone to listen to the crossover episode*

wanderlostme:

peruvian—goddess:

this is so fucking accurate 

wanderlostme:

peruvian—goddess:

this is so fucking accurate 

teamrocketing:

i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

transisted:

has anyone done this yet

ayothewuisback:

Y’all turned your genocidal acts into federal holidays, but Black people have a violent culture.